Monty Python Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet lyrics

Sacrosanctus domine
Pecavi ignoviunt
Iuesus christus domine
Pax vobiscum venerunt

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead
Here's one, I'm not dead
Here, he says he's not dead
Yes, he is

I feel happy, I feel happy
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the highland fling

I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
'Cos I'm not yet dead

He is not yet dead that's what the geezer said
Oh, he's not yet dead that man is off his head
He is not yet dead, put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead

Well now he's dead, you whacked him on the head
Sure now he's dead, it makes me just see red
You are such a brute to murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead
Who is the knave, who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?


My name is Lancelot, I'm big and strong and hot
Occasionally I'll do, some things that I should not
I want to be a knight, but I don't like to fight
I'm rather scared I may simply run away

I'll be right with you
Robin through and through and through
So stick with me and I'll show you what to do
We'll remain good chums
You can teach me how to dance
We're going to enlist
I'm robin
And I'm Lance

Oh we're off to war because we're not yet dead
We will all enlist as the knights that Arthur led
I am coming too my name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician 'cos I'm not yet dead

Oh we're not dead yet to Camelot we go
To enlist instead to try and earn some dough
And so although we should have stayed in bed
We're going off to war because we're not yet dead

We're going off to war, we'll have girlfriends by the score
We'll be shot by Michael Moore
Because we're not yet dead, not yet dead