Hello
Well, I've studied Greenwich Meantime
And it's different from CET
But in Europe we're all in line
But that's no big problem for me, ha, ha
But over in the USA
While we're all having our tea
They're maybe just getting dressed
Well, that's no way to be
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Well, I called them on the telephone
During office hours
I'd spoken to their answer phone
Some silly mumbling cow
She said, "I'm sorry we're not open yet
But have a nice day"
But it's gone noon, they're still in bed
They're far behind in the USA
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Good Lord, can't you hurry up?
Americans are behind
Americans, get a move on now
Good God, [Incomprehensible] hardly dressed
Get that thing inside your trousers, how dare you
At the third stroke
We will all have a jolly good time
At the fourth stroke, it will be
The fifth stroke and the sixth stroke, oh dear
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Americans are behind
Precisely