Bruce Dickinson Ballad of Mutt lyrics

Ah, one, ah two
Ah one two three four
It's nice

Before I met my baby, there was a whole lot goin' on
Yes, before I met my baby, there was a whole lot goin' on
I used to wag my tail at every corner
Never hesitated to give that bitch a bone

Before I met my baby, I didn't have a clue
Before I met my baby, didn't know what I should do
Before I met my baby this misguided mutt made dog meat out of you
And everybody else

She went to see my kennel, she said, "It's like a rabbit huch"
She went to see my kennel, she said, "It smells too much"
She wouldn't wag her tail or nothing at all until the furniture-man called
He said, "Take it away" oh yeah, go on, let's guitar

One time, baby, I took her for a walk
Two timing bitch, I tried to squash her under a truck

Three time looser, this ain't no game
Five hand shuffle driving me insane
I can't get it when I want it
When I call her she don't answer to her name, yeah

We settle down to a laugh of bliss or so it seemed
I adjusted to the endless wine and foodmixes and her talking to me
It was hell, I tell you
And when I dug my bone up, she threw my bone right back at me

Some [Incomprehensible]
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I finished with that bitch and he'd left her tied up to a tree
She had a note around her neck saying, "Take this one, she's free"
Before I met my baby my life was misery
Before I met my baby my life was misery