Nickelback New Contestant lyrics

Nickelback
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New Contestant
i judge by what shes wearing just how many heads i'm tearing off of assholes coming on to her.
each night seems like its getting worse.
i wish she'd take the night off.
so i don't have to fight off every ass hole coming on to her.
it happens every night she works.
they'll go and ask the dj.
find out just what would she say.
if they all tryed coming on to her.
don't they know its never going to work.
they think they'll get inside her.
with every drink they buy her.
as they all try coming on to her.
this time somebodys getting hurt.
here comes the next contestant.

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is that your hand on my girlfriend.
is that your hand?(haaaannndd)
i wish you'd do it again.
i'll watch you leave here limping.
i wish you'd do it again.
i'll watch you leave here limping.
there goes the next contestant.


i even fear the ladies.
their cool but twice as crazy.
just as bad for coming on to her.
don't they know its never going to work.
each time she bats an eyelash.
somebodys grabbing her azz.
everyone keeps coming on to her.
this time sombodys getting hurt.
here comes the next contestant.

(chorus)

i'm hating what shes wearing.
everybody here keeps staring.
can't wait till they get what they deserve.
this time sombodys getting hurt.
here comes the next contestant.

(chorus)
i wish you'd do it again
(each night seems like its getting worse)
i wish you'd do it again
(this time somebodys getting hurt)
here comes the next contestant.