In your morning terror of
Not knowing what to wear
I will race down to your house
Catch you standing in the bare
Why do you shiver in your clothes
When you pay for them all on your own?
And I've got blue collar eyes but mama
The union has been unkind
Now I don't want to dance anymore
I am through
I could never ever be that guy
That's for you to do
That's for you to do
And when the chip's off your shoulder
And you're back home and you're a mess
You should invite me over
I'll show you how to write a hit
I can't promise it will sell
But I can promise you it won't be shit
Yes, I'm an envious shrew
But it should be me not you
Hah hah, hah hah
Now I don't want to dance anymore
I am through
I could never ever be that guy
That's for you to do
That's for you to do
And I've got blue collar eyes, but mama
The union has been unkind
Yes, I'm an envious shrew
But it should be me not you
Now I don't want to dance anymore
I am through
I could never ever be that guy
That's for you to do
That's for you to do