NOFX Jaw Knee Music lyrics

Johnny has a problem
Johnny is out of control
He had a TV party
With the kids in the black hole

Stealing people's mail
And lynching the landlord
Things to do when angry
Young and bored

Johnny was only a lad
Johnny hates the scene
First he hit an old man
Then he hit and run Pauline

The record player spinning
The best times I never had
So why do my old records
Make me sad?

'Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar when out of tune
The off timing, the singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw

He's a teenage vegetable
This is the last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a quart


Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny, is he queer?
Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer

Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage, eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig

Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up Chevy
That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs
More than he takes
Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks

Johnny says he's bound by only
Six strings to this world
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
And Johnny Punk snorts retilin'
And Johnny is an angry amputee