Well, it's sad but true
And some day it'll happen to you
When your can do can't
Keep up with your want to
I ain't never been much of a lover
And it never really bothered me none
With the whole world full of adorable women
I figured I could catch me one
But lately I've got a problem
And I don't know what to do
You see my can do can't
Keep up with my want to
Well, my want to wants me
To do everything I used to do
But my can do can't
Keep up with your want to
I met a Dolly in a roadside tavern of the time
And the place was right
We had a table in the corner
Where the lights were low
And the band was picking out of sight
We were dancing to a fast little ditty
But before I got half through
I found my can do can't
Keep up with my want to
Well, my want to wants me to
Well, it's sad but true