Natalie Merchant Bleezer's Ice-Cream lyrics

(*Jack Prelutsky)
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I am ebenezer bleezer*
I run bleezer’s ice-cream store
There are flavors in my freezer
You have never seen before

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list

I’ve got cocoa mocha macaroni
Tapioca smoked boloney
Checkerberry cheddar chew
Chicken cherry honeydew

Tutti-frutti stewed tomato
Tuna taco baked potato
Lobster litchi lima bean
Mozzarella mangosteen

I am ebenezer bleezer
I run bleezer’s ice-cream store
Taste a flavor from my freezer
You will surely ask for more

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list

I’ve got almond ham meringue salami
Yam anchovy prune pastrami

Sassafras souvlaki hash
Sukiyaki succotash

I’ve got butter brickle pepper pickle
Pomegranate pumpernickel
Peach pimento pizza plum
Peanut pumpkin bubblegum
Avocado brussels sprout

I’ve got periwinkle sauerkraut
I’ve got broccoli banana bluster
Chocolate chop suey cluster
Cotton candy carrot custard
Cauliflower cola mustard
Onion dumpling double dip
Turnip truffle triple flip
Garlic gumbo gravy guava
Lentil lemon liver lava
Orange olive bagel beet
I’ve got watermelon waffle wheat

I am ebenezer bleezer
I run bleezer’s ice-cream store
Now taste a flavor from my freezer
You will surely ask for more

Twenty-eight divine creations
Too delicious to resist
Come on, do yourself a favor
Try the flavors on my list
Come on, come on...
Ebenezer bleezer...