Oklahoma! Soundtrack Kansas City lyrics

I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two
For up to then I didn't have an idy
Of whut the modren world was comin' to

I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's
Almost ev'ry time I tuk a walk
'Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone
And a strange womern started in to talk
(Whut next, yeah whut)
Whut next?

Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high
About as high as a buildin' orta grow

Ev'rythin's like a dream in Kansas City
It's better than a magic lantern show
Y' c'n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat
With ev'ry kind o' comfort ev'ry house is all complete
You c'n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet


They've gone about as fur as they c'n go
(Yes, sir)
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go

Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go
They got a big theayter they call a burlesque
Fer fifty cents you c'n see a dandy show

One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty
As round above as she was round below
I could swear that she was padded
From her shoulder to her heel
But later in the second act when she began to peel
She proved that ev'rythin' she had was absolutely real

She went about as fur as she could go
(Yes, sir)
She went about as fur as she could go