Cledus T. Judd Paycheck Women lyrics

Well, the last thing I need is a lazy housewife
If you're gonna lay around and sleep all day
You better work third shift a night
In a carpet mill or a truck stop

Even if it's for minimum wage
Oh, you can get yourself some pasties
And get up there on that stage
Now the Baptist look down on you

But don't listen to their lip
'Cause you can dance butt naked
On a big brass poll
As long as you're making tips

I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say, "Hey y'all get a job"

You better bring home the bacon
And fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas
While I work hard all day long

So here's to all my brothers
Out there pulling down O.T
Ah, let me get a big hell yah
From the working men like me, hell yah
(Hell yah)

Employee discounts
Well, they're real nice
I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart
Can get fishing lures half price

Ain't that sexy, really sexy
When a woman saves money?
And what really turns me on
Is a two income family


So even if it's part time
Bagging groceries at the store
You better get out there and punch that clock
'Cause I'm sick of being poor

I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say, "Hey y'all get a job"

You better bring home the bacon
And fry it up when you get home
You can't lay there eating Bon Bons
While I work hard all week long

So here's to all the woman
Who think money grows on trees
Ah, let me get a big hell no
From the working men like me, hell no
(Hell no)

I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say, "Hey y'all get a job"

You better bring home the bacon
And fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas
While I work hard all day long

So here's to all my brothers
Out there putting in forty
Ah, let me get a big hell yah
From the working men like me, hell yah
(Hell yah, hell yah, hell yah, hell yah)