Potluck Joe Brown: The Life Coach lyrics

(ft. Joe Brown)

(1 Ton): Damn, you know things just ain't workin out in my life
the way I thought they would I need some help,
You know when Kobe and Jordan have problems they go to their coach Phil Jackson
When Oprah has a problem in her life, she goes to Dr. Phil
I think I'm gonna make Joe Brown my life coach

So when I have a problem, like I'm just mindin my own business
and some random guy wants to start yellin at me and talkin all crazy
I just sit back and think, What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown): Punch that motherfucker in the face, surprise is your best friend
Whoa!

(1 Ton): The next time when I'm out kickin it and I see one of my old homeboy's
and he forgets my name, What would Joe Brown Do?


(Joe Brown): Shit, you know motherfuckers only rememba you
for how much pussy you get em, how much money ya make em

(1 Ton): The next time when I'm at a restaurant the waitress is giving me horrible service
and a whole bunch of attitude, What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown): Yeah, so I just tip her more, fuck it why would i worry about some $2 dollar employee trying to ruin my day, just give me my food bitch, i see your life is horrible already

(1 Ton): The next time at the end of the night when im really drunk at the club
I look over and see that girl that might not be so attractive
What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown): Don't do it! That fat bitch is gonna ruin your life you gonna hit it once and fall in love and have like 5 babies have to stare at the fat bitch the rest of your life
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