Went out the back of Halifax
All the way to Virginia, Fairfax
It wasn't weird enough
So I went west to Oregon
All I, all I wonder
While I run
Is what's, is what's
Next on my agenda
I made a ruckus with a succubus
Before she knew I was amphibious
She threw her hands up and she started to scream
"Man, you look like you're straight outta V"
All I, all I wonder
While I run
Is what's, is what's
Next on my agenda
And so it was that I
A wayward throwback to the Mesozoic
Was enslaved as a circus freak
To entertain you drunken monkeys
But Fate still had her twisted
Sense of humor and she granted me
Safe passage to sunny Florida
Where for over the past 300 years now
I have been breeding with an unheard of efficiency
And soon my progeny will rise up and say
"Hail Draco, King of the Dragon Men"
I'll fashion my crown from Quetzalcoatl's quills
Build my palace in the jungles of Brazil
In the summertime, come my children
For I hail, Draco, King of Dragon Men
I'll fashion my crown from Quetzalcoatl's quills
Build my palace in the jungles of Brazil
In the summertime, come my children
For I hail, Draco, King of Dragon Men