Clutch Sleestak Lightening lyrics

I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities
But none of them are believing in me

And I await their response
Some send none, most send cops
But man, it's a dire situation
And I will risk the public humiliation

Sleestak lightning on my trail
It's a dire situation, they are on my trail


West Virginia has its Moth Man
Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape
But I have a tazer and night vision goggles
Costco rolls of black duct tape

It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws
It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head
And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically
I believe I have a reliable method