Prince Rockhard In A Funky Place lyrics

Does anybody know you're here?
This house is of ill repute, oh, honey I'm scared of you
Tryin' to deal with all your fears
I guess this is what you get for being cute, cute, cute

Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone
It's written all over your face
Just a rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place
Here comes a lady so you cover up
She's a freaked out funky electric mama with double cups

Say you, you couldn't cop if you wanted to
Because something near your leg is haunting you
Such a disgrace you're rockhard in a funky place, ow

Rockhard in a funky place
You was workin' on the line you could drop on her
But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her

Maybe if you cop a nut in the car
Maybe if you cop a nut in the car
Maybe you could think about playing guitar

Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, oh yeah

Rockhard in a funky place
All you're looking for is love
Or a reason to believe there's a God above
Pretty soon you'll get enough, head back to a life so tough


I just hate to see an erection go to waste
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Say it, rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place
Ohh, you rockhard in a funky place
You rockhard in a funky place
Say it, y'all
(Rock, rock)

What?
(Rock, rock, rock, rock)
We gotta go, y'all
(Rock, rock)
Tune in next week
(Rock, rock)

Same time
(Rock, rock)
Same boogie
(Rock, rock)
Rock hard, ooh, yeah
(Rock, rock)

We will rock, y'all
(Rock, rock)
But until then keep your finger on the trigger
(Rock, rock)
That's the only way it'll get bigger
What kind of fuck ending was that?