Please leave all overcoats, canes
And top hats with the doorman
From that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
For the mildly inspiring and
Please leave all overcoats, canes
And top hats with the doorman
And from that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
For the mildly inspiring and
When you're in black slacks
With accentuating off-white pinstripes
Everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
You can't stand it
'Cause you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
And that to them, your name is cheap
And that to them you look like shit
Talk to the mirror, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva"
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
You can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
And I know and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch