Half assed for most his life done nothing but stand
Just big because he is so small so no one will give him a hand
The kind of guy that would steal your cast and buy a burning house
Then call you up and invite you in and jerk you off with a sandpaper hand
I would leave him physically crippled without a leg to stand
I would throw that trash away because a runt like that
Is piss in the wind
My fist would be the decider I was not raised a fool
I would stomp his ass for free because a punk like that
Is piss in the wind piss in the wind
A go-getter who ain't got none a legend in his mind
Always the one to invite himself and then just left behind
Someone must have clipped his balls or wiped his ass of his life
A self centered procrastinator attention seeker who has got nothing at all