ROBBIE WILLIAMS You Got Old lyrics

Both:
Old, old, you got old

Robbie (Spoken):
Spell it!

Jonathon (Spoken):
Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up (Robbie laughs)

Robbie:
Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime

Jonathon (Spoken):
You old git!

Robbie Williams:
Made distingush smelling divine

Jonathon (Spoken):
Really?

Jonathon:
You need and eye in to get rid of those lines

Robbie:
Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot

Jonathon:
The bossa novar is out of your league

Robbie (Spoken):
The bossiv what?

Jonathon:
Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue

Robbie:
Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed

Both:
'Cause you got old!

Jonathon (Spoken):
Come on Grandad, keep up

Robbie (Spoken):
Oh, I don't think I can!

Robbie:
I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids

Jonathon:
That shipped has sailed

Robbie:
I'm only express and you're on the scales

Jonathon:
That train had derailed

Robbie:
I'm on the brink of something bigger than big

Jonathon:
Like one epic fail

Both:
Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating

Jonathon:
You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk (Robbie laughs)

Robbie:
Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk

Both:
Just keep your clothes on since everything shrunk
Cause you got old

Jonathon:
I meant to ask you did it come in the mail?

Robbie (Spoken):
What?


Jonathon:
Your telegram from the Queen

Robbie (Spoken):
Novalex

Robbie:
Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc

Jonathon:
Then I'll tell you the truth
But you forgettin'

Robbie (Spoken):
Ahh..

Jonathon:
The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar

Robbie:
You're going somewhere, but not going far

Both:
Reach for the oxygen and best take a car
Cause you got old

Robbie (Spoken):
Right then, let me give this a try

Jonathon (Spoken):
Go on then, off ya go

Robbie:
Y O U O L G G W A T I
Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing (Jonathon laughs)

(Instrumental Break)

Robbie:
I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth

Jonathon:
Now, you're going grey at the gooth

Robbie (Spoken):
Yes, distal def

Jonathon (Spoken):
Whatever

Robbie:
And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool

Jonathon (Spoken):
Hey, you think?

Robbie:
Hypothermic

Jonathon:
If you still got it, then I need a shrink

Robbie:
You solve the mystery of the one missing link

Both:
You brush your hair and find it all in the sink
Cause you...
Got...
Old...

We got old

We got old

We got old

Jonathon (Spoken):
Ah I don't feel very good

Robbie (Spoken):
Oh keep going you fool! (Jonathon laughs)