Rodney Carrington dancing with a man lyrics

Rodney Carrington
hanging with rodney
dancing with a man
i saw her sitting in a bar room in that smoky atmosphere she smiled back at me as i drank down one last beer and she put me on the dance floor and we danced a song or two it was then i realized that i bit off more than i could chew i think im dancing with a man shes got calices on her hands shes got a voice deeper than mine she gets a stiffy when we grind i think im dancing with a man we sat down and talked a while then we listended to the band oh when a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if she danced and he gently took her hand ooo ooo and he twirled her round and round it looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground i think hes dancing with a man the boys at the lodge wont understand with her hand on his behind they two stepped till half past nine i think hes dancing with a man aaaaaah shit i think were dancing with a man it'l be known throughout the land two boys from texas dance a jig with a dude who wore a wig weve been dancing with a man she crushed a beer can on her head good lord her foreheads red weve been dancing with a big man