Rodney Carrington Dear Penis lyrics

Dear penis: i dont likeu anymore
You use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis i dont like u anymore
It use to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine.
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things has change
And I think that you're the blame
Dear penis I dont like u anymore.
He says: Dear Rodney i don't thing i like u anymore
Cuz when you get a drinkin'
you put me places i never been before

Dear Rodney I dont like u anymore.
Why can't we just a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
and come to terms with truely how we feel....
If we put are heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penisI think i like you after all
Oh and Rodney while your shaving
Shave my balls.