ROOT! Everybody Loves You (Longtime) lyrics

Everybody love you long time,
"Love you long time" - that's what they say
I don't want you to love me long time
It's all bullshit.

Your drug dealer your spiritual healer
Sat nav; broadband; mobile phone plan
Sell you the answer: just drop your pants, sir
It's all bullshit.

Your TV station, leader of your nation McAltruism, my nihilism
Revolutionary razor, Aussie'll enslave yer!
It's all bullshit.

You can't always get what you want
But you can always get what you don't need


Men come from Mars and women come from Venus
And that came from Uranus - what, you think you're some kind of genius?
I don't want no funds management seminar
No call centre in Calcutta
No raffle book, carpet clean
Roof tile, home security
No cheery service provider
No time share in Merimbula
Or any other so-called favour that you're going to do me on the phone
I'd rather miss the chance of a lifetime than have you call me in my home

When my juice is ready don't call my name
When my juice is ready don't call my name
Just call out number 43 - my juice tastes just the same