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The Mediocre Presidents
All:
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison;
Harrison:
I died in thirty days!
All:
We...are...the...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!