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The Spring in Springfield
You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care.
But the heart and soul,
of Springfield's in the Maison Derriere. . . . .
We're the sauce on your steak,
We're cheese in your cake,
We put the spring in Springfield.
We're the lace on the nightgown,
The point after touchdown,
Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice,
A giddy little thrill,
At a reasonable price!
Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals.
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

They seem to entertain your Dad.
The gin in your martini,
The clams on your lamguine,
Yes we keep the 'BOING' in Springfield!
We remember our first visit.
The service was exquisite.
By Joseph I had no idea,
Come on now you were working here.
Without it we'd have had no fun since March of 1961!
To shut it down now would be twisted,
We just heard this place existed.
We're the highlights in your hair do,
The extra arms on Vishnu!
So don't take the. . . . .
We won't take the . . . . .
Yes let's keep the 'CRASH' in Springfield!