One shinin' bright
The other hung the moon
Just like night and day
One must leave the room
Oh, why? Tell me why?
First, second, third
Sounds just like a lover
Home went way out left field
Left his base uncovered
Oh, why? Tell me why?
Newton found his theory
Lyin' underneath a tree
But, long before that
Lie Mr. Adam, Ms. Eve
Oh, why?
Why? Why? Why
Why you wanna make me cry?
Why, you wanna make me do those things I do?
Makin' a fool of myself over you
Oh, why? Tell me why?
I wasn't born yesterday
I know where I was the day before
Sittin' on a plane
I was knocking at her door
And why? I'll tell you why?
I was there for only what was mine
And that's sixteen years of my precious time
And, that there, I don't take too lightly
Come on home, darlin', let's go quietly