Steel Panther Asian Hooker lyrics

I'm in Tokyo, I'm looking for a whore
I tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl, I take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick and the bitch is on her knees, yeah

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I'm in South Korea, broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out that's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk 'cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts by a dude who knows tai chi

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Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, smells like sushi
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Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, smells like sushi

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You're a dirty little cocksucker
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Hey, I'm the man with a plan, I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple of grand just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band, I'm fuckin' going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan, I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

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Hot little motherfucker
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You're a dirty little cocksucker

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