Steel Panther Gangbang at the Old Folks Home lyrics

Oh yeah,
Uh, sexy
Oh yeah,

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and lookin' tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang

The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
Head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang

Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick

Till someone spit out their dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator

Three silver foxes started licking my ass so I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead

Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah