Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks Tigers lyrics

I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks
A scary thought in the two K's
It's not too late, it's in two days

Got enveloped in your sticker shock
I gotta tell ya, it's a barrage, it's a barrage, it's a mirage

We are the tigers, we need separate rooms
We are so divided, let us in
Change is all we need to improve

Call me petty, I mean every word
The 'and's', the 'if's', the 'but's', and the 'the's'
Trust me because I'm worth hating


I'm a 1-800-you can bend
A garden variety amends
Who's he can bend, it's a learned mirror

We are the tigers, we need separate rooms
We are so divided, let us in
Change is all we need to improve

Hard to believe I never had a spleen
Never had a spleen, never had a dream
[Incomprehensible] is your favorite steal