Steve Poltz Serve Me My Food lyrics

Serve me my food with the plate that's on fire
And we'll have a hot time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem dark
Things will turn out alright

Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce
And we'll have a sweet time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem lost
I promise you we'll never fight

And if the straight jacket fits
They'll lock me up tight
'Cause I'm feeling naughty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I'd kiss you till I lose my sight


If you crawl in bed and there's a cactus inside
Things could get prickly tonight
We'll pull out the needles and spin till we're tight
And we'll get as high as a kite

And if the straight jacket fits
They'll lock me up tight
'Cause I'm feeling naughty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
And I'd kiss you till I lose my sight

I got bad padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I'd kiss you till I lose my sight