Stretch Princess My Best Friend lyrics

My best friend's got a new best friend
It's her new boyfriend
And he's not even good looking
I'm kind of bored of the stories she's spinning

Her dumb grinning
Makes me want to kick her head in
I'm happy for her I say aloud
I want to let the air out of her cloud
My best friend's got a new best friend

My only father has eyes only for his new girlfriend
And it does my head in
I wish I wish he'd stick to putting up shelves

Instead he makes a fool out of me and himself

I'm happy for him
Just not deep down
I think about letting his tears out
He's my only father

And it's heartbreaking, tear jerking
I'll suck it up and I'll move on again
It's just like me to be struck by lightning
I'll suck it up and I'll move on again