The Arrogant Worms Forgive Us, We're Canadian lyrics

We always say we're sorry,
We like to stand in line,
When you ask us how we're doin' we alway say:
"Just fine!"
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Forgive us we're Canadian
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian if you follow this advice.
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We disagree on everything
But we try to be polite
And we don't believe in violence,
Except on Hockey Night!
We've adopted European ways
Replacing yards with meters
But we still must ask the question
"How many miles in a liter?"
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We can talk for hours on end about the Constitution,

Which is dry as toast, but sure as heck
Beats war and revolution
We don't much like to wave the flag
We find patriotism shocking,
So we celebrate our Canada Day
By going cross-border shopping!
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We know how to dress for winter,
We're not afraid of snow,
And we love our country quietly,
And hope Quebec won't go...

Forgive us we're Canadian,
Some might think us bland,
But there's no where that we'd rather live...
Than this vast and frozen land!