The Bloodhound Gang She Ain't Got No Legs lyrics

Baby, yeah
The first time I saw you darlin', I knew I was in love
Tell her daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya, I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair

I remember the day I saw you hobblin'
A weeble wobblin' you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile, some stumps
The smell of your feet, a torso to hump

No baby, love yeah that's what we'd be makin'
Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started achin'
Spin you around, roll you near
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

You ain't got no legs
But I love you just the same
Oh baby, you ain't got no legs
But I love you just the same, yeah

Uh, they say, 'Nothing beats great pair of legs'
But somehow baby, the day you walked out of my life
There's nothin' I wanted more than, uh

Than for you to come crawl back to me

When we started going together
People said they couldn't believe it
That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic
We would wake up real early
And you could make me some eggs
Girl I didn't care if you ain't got no legs

I loved you for you and you loved me for me
Wasn't really hard for those more fortunate to see
That the first time we made love it was such a wonderful feeling
The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling
When you rolled out of my life, my heart just broke
I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes 'cause

You ain't got no legs
But I love you just the same, yeah
Oh baby, you ain't got no legs, yeah
But I love you just the same, yeah

You ain't got no legs
But I love you just the same
Oh baby, you ain't got no legs
But I love you just the same

You ain't got no legs