The Horned Water Midgets lyrics

The Horned Water
Rhinoceros
Midgets
Yo, check it I was chillin' on the livingroom floor
Playin' Scrabble wit' ma homies, but I got real bored
Heard a knock at the door
Didn't know what was in store
Standin' there were two people, they was three foot four


Yo
(Midgaaaats)
Yo, midgets in tha house!
(Midgaaaats)
One midget in a blouse!
(Midgaaaats)
Still larger than a mouse.
(Midgaaaats)
Yo, midgets in tha house.




“Sup” I said as they came in and patrolled
They had an air about them that made them seem real bold.
And guess what they then told
Started to scream, scare, and scold
They thought they were going to die from being too cold.



What they thought was that I was the superintendant.
They came to complain that their heater was real bent.
Said “You're looking for Kent”
“You can find him in the tent”
“But he prolly won't replace it because He's all spent”