The Meatmen Dinosaur lyrics

I'VE BEEN AROUND..SINCE THE DAWN OF PUNK TIME
I'VE BEEN PLYING THESE PUNK ROCK WATERS SINCE 1979

PUNK ROCK GOD AMONG MEN
A CERTIFIED DUTCH HERCULES
I'M A PENCIL NECK GEEK AND A RHYMIN' FUCKING FREAK
WATCH ME DROP TROU...SO YOU CAN SQUEEZE MY DISEASE

I'M A POET I'M A THIEF
I'M A PRICK BEYOND BELIEF
I'M A MEZOZOIC NEVER STOIC
I'M JUST A MOTHERFUCKIN' DINOSAUR
DINOSAUR

STILL THE KING OF THE CRASS
STILL UP HERE TEACHIN' THE CLASS
30 YEARS OF LOOGIE SLINGIN'
IF YOU STILL DONT DIG MY SINGIN'
FACEPLANT! ANALINGUS MY ASS!!

I'M A CROCHETY FUCK
STILL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SUCK!
TOILING IN OBSCURITY AND FLAUNTING IMMATURITY
MY MEATBOYS...HELLBENT RUNNIN' AMOK


I'M A SINNER I'M A SAINT
I'M A TONGUER OF THE TAINT
I'M A PIECE OF SHIT WITH CLASSIC WIT
BIG BOLD AND BURLY SURLY DINOSAUR
DINOSAUR
DINOSAUR

HI IT'S ME
TESCO VEE
THE FORCES OF GOOD WANNA CRUCIFY ME
THEY WON'T WIN
CUZ I AM SIN

I'M A POET I'M A THIEF
I'M A PRICK BEYOND BELIEF
I'M A MEZOZOIC NEVER STOIC
I'M JUST A MOTHERFUCKIN' DINOSAUR
I'M JUST A TITTY FUCKIN' DINOSAUR
AN OLD AS FUCK STILL TRUCKIN' DINOSAUR
A SWOLLEN PUSSY FILLING DINOSAUR
I'M JUST A CHRISTIAN KILLING DINOSAUR
JUST A GODAMN DINOSAUR!