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I don't wanna live in a cul de sac
With the morning paper always on my back
I don't wanna live on a one way street
Staring at the people that I gotta meet
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I never knew for certain
if I was a suburban
when time pulls back the curtain
Pray for the suburban
I was hanging out with a dinosaur
beggin for change on the kitchen floor
Dinosaur jumped right on my back
serious as a heart attack.
Let's take a ride on a ceiling fan
Nobody knows where were going to land
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