The Yes Man Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't (Potty Mouth) lyrics

Damned if you do,
Damned if you don't (Potty Mouth)
(Radio version)

(Chorus)
Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
I know he didn't fix his mouth up just to even say that.
(Repeat 4x)

May I introduce myself
Please amuse me,
If you truly think you can.

My name is
Y-E, don't forget the ‘S',
Flashing on my chest
Super duper YesMan.

Hot tomali, busting jolly
In your colon seeping out,
I am the opposite of PG.
Potty mouth out of the South.

I got it from
My mama
And my grandma
And my great-grand pappy too.

Potty mouth this
Potty mouth that
There's a certain cursing rule.

Word slam, Wham bam
I see a frown upon your face.
Would I make you lose your taste?
If I cursed up in this place?

(Chorus)

Hold up, wait a minute.
Don't y'all think I'm bout to stop.
I'm gonna rip and rant and rave,
Till your ears turn inside out.

To all the people hating on me
Guess what?
Just bump that junk.

Kiss my grits.
Wash my plate.
And jump my truck off
To get crunk.

So surprised I'm on this track?
Not DJing in the club?
I gave up on that grind and Fantasy
Cause chickens cheeped my dubs.

Holy smokes.
Wait a minute.
Haters, I didn't say your name.

Cause I'm walking like a mobster
Bringing uzis to the game.

(Chorus)

The YesMan factor of the X
Is here to blow your mind.
A revelation of the age
A new day. New time.

You might say crazy, Uranus
Banana hammer, baboon.
But I bet I get attention
When I walk into a room.

Dang, girl!
You look so good
Yes, I'll sand you down like wood.

Look me up.
You fine go-getter.
Stalk me down
When I'm up on Twitter.

Who me?
P.C.
L.M.A.O.L.

To all you
Hypocrites and haters
Choke on air
And go to hell.

(Chorus)

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Damned if you do,
Damned if you don't (Potty Mouth)
(Explicit version)

(Chorus)
Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
I know he didn't fix his mouth up just to even say that.
(Repeat 4x)

May I introduce myself
Please amuse me,
If you motherfucking can.

My name is
Y-E, motherfucking ‘S',
Motherfucking, hot damn
Motherfucking Man.

Hot tomali, busting jolly
In your colon seeping out,
I am the opposite of PG.
Potty mouth out of the South.

I got it from
My mama
And my grandma
And my great-grand pappy too.

Motherfuck this
Motherfuck that
There's a certain cursing rule.

Fuck shit, Hot damn.
I see a frown upon your face.
Did I make you lose your taste?
Cause I'm cussing in this place?

(Chorus)

Hold up, wait a minute.
Don't y'all think I'm bout to stop.
I'm gonna cuss my motherfucking ass off
Till I turn this motherfucker out.

To all the people hating on me
Guess what?
I don't give a fuck.

Kiss my ass.
Suck my dick.
And you can tea bag
On these nuts.

So surprised I'm on this track?
Not DJing in the club?
I gave up on that motherfucking Fantasy
Cause bitches cheeped my dubs.

Holy shit.
Wait a minute.
Haters, I didn't say your name.

Cause I'm walking like a mobster
Bringing uzis to the game.

(Chorus)

The YesMan factor of the X
Is here to blow your mind.
A revelation of the age
A new day. New time.

You might say crazy, fucking anus
Motherfucking baboon.
But I bet I get attention
When I walk into a room.

Damn, girl!
You look so good
Yes, I'll motherfucking, motherfucking would.

Hit me up.
You fine go-getter.
Stalk me down
When I'm up on Twitter.

Who me?
P.C.
L.M.A.O.L.

To all you
Hypocrites and Bastards
Choke those nuts
And go to hell.

(Chorus)