thecomputernerd01 Baby Doll (Justin Bieber Parody) Lyrics Thecomputernerd01 lyrics

I know you're plastic
you are nor real
stop staring at me
I'm not a meal
I'm just a kid
with a piggy bank
I've got a huge bag full of rice

I have a future
so please don't eat me
I'm really hot
so I made some tea
now can you let me out
of my bedroom please
I'm really scared but i shouldn't be

Cause you're just a
baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out
just like the sham-wow guy

Cause you're just a
baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out
just like the sham-wow guy

drinking coffee in my shed
all by myself
well a roll of bread
I turned around and there it was
the baby doll all by itself

It's gonna eat me
why am I scared
it's just a doll
but maybe it's real
I'm gonna run
and eat a cookie
this thing is weird
and I'm freaking out

Cause you're just a

baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out
just like the sham-wow guy

Cause you're just a
baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out
just like the sham-wow guy

when I was 62 I grew a moustache
it was really hot and sweaty
so I shaved it off and taped
it to the bottom of
my kia mini van
I found a baby doll
in my backyard yesterday
so I got my leaf blower
and blew it out of my way
so I might as well play with
this bouncy ball my grandma
got me back in the day
they make these things
look realy mean and scary
I found a barbie doll
and named it larry
cause it was hairy

Cause you're just a
baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you creep me out
just like the sham-wow guy

Cause youre just a
baby baby baby doll
a baby baby baby doll
you're just a piece of plastic
and you smell like rotten eggs