Thimbou U can't spank this lyrics

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U can't spank this
(WARNING:Caution:Cautision:henzuhao:
Danger: Do not read on if you are easily offended by spoof songs this here is a spoof by Mc hammer called "U Can't spank This and it is for fun and fun only so if you really like mc hammer and hate spoofs don't read on thank you)

(Mc Hammer)
U can't spank this.....
U can't spank this....
My Butt is so hard
makes me say oh my lord
with the tightness of my cheeks
life can go so sweet
everywhere you see me
you think im a b*tch
but here i am gonna eat my sandwhich
u think you're pimp or even a cryp
but man you better work hard or you might as well quit
man look at my Butt man *u Can't spank this*
as tight as it is
makes me say gee wiz
gonna git my ol' girl liz
but one thing is certain i'm in tha music buis.
(Chorus)
u can't spank this
U can't spank this.....
man U can't spank this
(Mc hammer)

everytime you hear me
you need a remidy
you say im the worse then theres always fred dirst
because man u can't spank this
now im in the groove
my butts gonna move
its hammuh time
Busta rimes
these chicks so fine
now look at this wall
and just for a minute lets all do the walk
^walks up to will smith^
too white can't spank this
^walks up to eminem^
man even whiter can't spank this
^walks up to wesly snipes^
too black can't spank this
^walks up to charly murphy^
just right can't spank this
whao whao whao whao whao whao whao
whats the time?
Spankin' Time!

(To all those who were at all offended too bad i warned ya)
(THE END)