Team America: World Police - Only A Woman lyrics

I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two
There's an emptiness that I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do

Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can touch me the right way, yeah
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman

I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around, you're right here so you'll do
I wanna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true

Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can touch me the right way, yeah
Only a woman is allowed to do what you're doing right now

All I ask is that you're a woman

And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning and I'm on my fifth tab of E
That's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now

Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can do it just the right way, yeah
Only a woman should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman

Please, just be a woman
Just any old woman or a man