Terry James Clark Junkaholic lyrics

started way back when you were a child
dumped all your toys and made a big pile
made a big mess rolled around in it
no doubt about it certified junkaholic
now look at you your a grownup man
lots of work to do and very little time
spend all your spare time digging in the junk
pile it all up and load it in the trunk

youre a certified junkaholic
aint no program no treatment for ya
go to the flea and buy some more yeah
take it all home and hide it in the corner
youre a certified junkaholic, certified junkaholic

funny he seems like a normal guy
freak he is you cant see from outside
go in there youll never come back
stuck in the junkpile peekin thru the cracks
Ive seen junkers collectors and hoarders
ive seen houses packed to the rafters
loaded up with two tons of junk
bury me alive and dump in all my stuff


youre a certified junkaholic
aint not program no treatment for ya
go to the flea and buy some more yeah
take it all home and hide it in the corner
youre a certified junkaholic, certified junkaholic

all this cool old junk you love
brings back memories simple enough
now look at you youre surrounded by junk
a hoarders dream a house full of stuff

youre a certified junkaholic
aint no program no treatment for ya
go to the flea and buy some more yeah
take it all home and hide it in the corner
youre a certified junkaholic, certified junkaholic

you moan and you groan, and you, buy it up and take it home
you lie and you cry and you, tell me youre a normal guy
a three car garage and a polebarn and a big old house
all crammed full of junk and youre never gonna get it out