Undeclinable Ambuscade History Forgot About Me lyrics

I, a prince related to sir Lancelot.
I kill dragons and I wank a lot.
Conquer the bravest knight the way I fight.
And when the sun sets I sing songs about the risky life I live.
Journeys and long crusades.
Every morning when I wake up, I know that danger waits.
My mission is to feed the poor.
Many tears and broken hearts of girls I left behind.
I was searching for a princess, the smart and friendly kind.
I travelled many miles around the world and home again.

I couldn't find a heroic princess.
Who could reign the country by my side.
Who could live with my brave behaviour.
So I lived a long but lonely life.
I became a king, saved many lives.
I don't get it why must this happen to me, this is too sad for words.
All my heroic deeds got lost in time, history forgot about me.