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I like girls with tree trunk thighs
And little hairy chest.
I like girls three times my size,
That wear thick woolen vest.
Big chested girls just ain't my kind,
I've got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.
Ugly girls are my cup of tea,
But there ain't no girl as ugly as me!