I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singing
And never play music again
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up the top hat
And ran out to flag down the wind
I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard
Just to see what the rednecks would do
But I'd have to be crazy plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you
I know I've done weird things, I told people I heard things
When silence was all that abounds
Been days when it pleased me to be on my knees
Following ants as they crawled across the ground
I been insane on a train, but I'm still me again
And the place that I hold you is true
So I know I'm alright 'cause I'd have to be crazy
To fall out of love with you
And I don't intend to
But should there come a day
When I say that I don't love you
You can lock me away
I sure would be [Incomprehensible] to live in an envelope
Waiting along for a stamp
You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie
While burning my hand on the lamp
And I may not be normal but nobody is
So I'd like to say before I'm through
I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you
I'd have to be crazy, plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you