Willy Mason Sophie lyrics

Hello Sophie, how are you?
I hope that everything is going well for you today
I like to sleep because when I sleep
I dream of places I would be if I weren't here right now
Like underground
Hearing the sounds that humans make
When they hear things that they can not talk about
They grow horny in little clubs
With wine and cigarettes
That serve to hide the dirty floors
I think of carpet floors and strange smells

Welcome to the University
You'd better watch your calories
The dry-erase board on your front door
It shows the world your personality at the University
And if you're lucky
Your room mate will be Sophie
She'll made you red rose tea with honey