Wintergreen Waltzing With Bears lyrics

Well my uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears;
It's a most unbearable state of affairs.
Every Saturday night he creeps down the back stairs;
Slips out of the house and goes waltzing with bears.

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He goes wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa- waltzing with bears,
Raggy bears, baggy bears, shaggy bears too.
And there's nothin' on earth uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing - wa- wa- wa- waltzing,
So he can go waltzing, go waltzing with bears.

I went to his room in the middle of the night,
I tiptoed inside and I turned on the light;
But to my dismay he was nowhere in sight,
'Cause my uncle Walter goes waltzing at night.

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Well I bought uncle Walter a new coat to wear,
But whwen he comes in it's all covered with hair.
And lately I've noticed a couple new tears;
'Cause my uncle Walter goes walting with bears.


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Well we said "Uncle Walter why won't you be good"
And do all the things that we say that you should?
We know that you'd rather be out in the wood,
But we're afraid that we'll lose you, we'll lose you for good.

So we begged and we pleaded: "Oh please won't you stay"
And we managed to keeo him at home for one day;
But the bears all barged in and they took him away.
Now he's dancing with pandas, we don't understand it;
The bears all demand at least one dance a day.

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Well my Aunt Matilda is mad as can be,
'cause she says that "Walter won't go waltzing with me."
So she took her fur coat and remodeled it so that
She could go walting and Walter won't know.

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