Big Dipper Lord Scrumptious lyrics

Lord Scrumptious created the world
When he was a scrap of a lad
Lord Scrumptious now watches us sweetly
He doesn't like when we're bad

He's chewing on part of the world
We can't fix the hole in his heart
He's chewing on part of the world

Lord Scrumptious chows down on a cloud
That's made of delicious whole cream
Lord Scrumptious gets steadily fatter
While we're getting dangerously lean

He's chewing on part of the world
Can't fix the hole in his heart
He's chewing on part of the world

Lord Scrumptious woke up on a Sunday

The fudge was beginning to melt
With one hand, he loosened the buckle
On his equatorial belt

And with the other hand
He stuffed and he crammed and
Licked the tectonic plate
Scooped up the ocean
Chasing down all he ate
Some say it's too late

Chewing
Can't fix the hole in his heart
He can't fix the hole in his heart
He can't fix the hole in his heart
This time