Will Tun and the Wasters Spanish Wedding Lyrics Will Tun And The Wasters lyrics

Oh I recall
from years now dead and gone
on the distant shores of spain
where a younger I once stood
in love with a lady in the arms of another man
and thus spun a story, of the folliest of plans

There were seven senoritas
so little jimmy jumped the gun
and there we were a circus
spinning neath the spanish sun
their bright red skirts flamencoed
as guitars of fire strummed
and what can I say, that's the way
time flies when your having rum
and by the time the sun gone down
we were smashed right off our heads
we crashed into a church
where two Spaniards were to be wed
and in the drunk confusion
i remembered what jimmy said (what did he say?!)
don't be a fool ya stupid mule
three strikes and then you're dead

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It's happened again
Johnny my dear good friend
It seems as though
wherever I go
I just don't know
if the bottles full of misery

or the devils in the act
but trouble is a mistress
that keeps calling me back

In holy matrimony
he slipped a ring on her fucking hand
and before they locked their lips
It was time for one last stand
I screamed out to Maria
run away with me!!!!
forget your vows for cryin out loud
I love you can't you see!!!!

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with a black eye and broken heart
I returned to the bar
where business men played roulette
while chompin' on their cigars
but through the fumes of that clouded room
shone bright a naked star
and after a few cervaisa brews
we were in the backseat of a car

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But I'll stagger on x3
til my days are done