Blue Sky Pie Nunderwear lyrics

Well they tried to clone Jesus from the shroud of Turin.
But the test tube was tainted with that patented Monsanto sin.
All the tabloids proclaimed Him: Genesus, Lord of the Fly,
And he performed every Sunday in his very own lingerie line.

Singin' “Nunderwear, get into the habit,
The threads next to godliness.
Buy my Nunderwear, I confess you can grab it,
Cuz these sisters' knickers won't twist.”

He became a sinsation, at www.genesus.com
For He was hung like the devil,
And Oprah swears Nunderwear's number one.

Then He became Lord of Wall Street, his prophets bought up the world.
And He said, “Now will you listen to what you've never heard?
Now may I have just a word?”

“Love's the shit, love's the bomb, love's the only salvation

Love's all I was trying to say.
Love each other, you mothers, before it's all over,
Be you redneck or hippie or born-again gay.”

‘Twas a crossbow that nailed him, just when springtime had come,
In his Genesus brand speedo, sluggin' down His Beelzebub Rum.

I heard Him singin'~
“Love's the shit, love's the bomb, love's the only salvation
Love's all I was trying to say. So hey, buy my Nunderwear,
And slip in to the habit, cuz these sisters' knickers won't twist or fray,
No these sisters' knickers won't twist.”

Hallelujah.