Bob And Tom The Woman Song lyrics

Bob And Tom
Miscellaneous
The Woman Song
I am woman hear me roar if you don't open my door.I can do anything that a man can do but I don't have to.Oh, the female sex has a lot more class unless we're lookin at a male strippers ass; I'm a 21st century gal-but I can't set my VCR...
Well I am not your hooker, but you're still gonna pay! Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon. Because my body belongs to me-until I get dinner and a movie...I don't sleep around;until I do a credit check...
And I have a mind of my own-which I change every two seconds. And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't fold a map. And I stand behind my man so I can nag him as much as I can. And I can fight in combat-but I can't kill a spider...

And I never tell a lie-but I will fake an orgasm. Cause I am the real McCoy except for my boobs and my face...And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze but I am addicted to buying shoes...
And I am very proud of my age...Which is none of your freakin buizzzznessss!