Bad Meets Evil Fast Lane lyrics

Uh, first verse, uh, I'm on till I'm on an island<br />
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot<br />
Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness<br />
I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse<br />
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You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form<br />
Slap up a cop and then snatch 'im out of his uniform<br />
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on<br />
And hangin' by his balls from the horn of a unicorn<br />
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Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know<br />
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'<br />
Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole<br />
Me and Shady deaded the past<br />
So that basically resurrected my cash flow<br />
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I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke<br />
Though I ain't wrapped tight<br />
My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy<br />
You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily<br />
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Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' Ice Ice Baby<br />
Screamin' Shady 'til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy<br />
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze<br />
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady<br />
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Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll<br />
(Damn)<br />
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is<br />
'Cause she's kinda famous<br />
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this<br />
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus<br />
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You morons think that I'm a genius<br />
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'<br />
Try them trailer parks, crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby<br />
And that's back with a capital "B" with an exclamation mark<br />
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Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics<br />
'Cause I'ma rip this mystical slick shit<br />
You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit<br />
'Cause after I spit the bullets<br />
I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball<br />
I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this<br />
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Livin' life in the fast lane<br />
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down<br />
Only got a gallon in the gas tank<br />
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now<br />
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I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride<br />
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die<br />
I'm livin' life in the fast lane<br />
(Pedal to the metal)<br />
Livin' life in the fast lane<br />
(Pedal to the metal)<br />
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Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit<br />
At war with a bottle, as Captain Morgan attacks my organs<br />
My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins<br />

I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me<br />
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You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian"<br />
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in<br />
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down<br />
My tenement, too many now<br />
To send my serenity powers, spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity<br />
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Now, was called M&M<br />
But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper<br />
Chewed him up and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down<br />
He's lookin' around this club<br />
And it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now<br />
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town<br />
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Did I s-s-stutter, mothafucka? Fuck them all, he shuts<br />
The whole mothafuckin' Wal-Mart d-d-down<br />
Every time he comes a-r-r-round<br />
And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this bitch down<br />
Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater, he tryin' d-d-drown<br />
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Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way<br />
That you keep lickin' them dicks like lips, I'm agitated, aggravated<br />
To the point you don't suck my dick<br />
Then you're gonna get decapitated<br />
Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it<br />
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And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'<br />
It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away"<br />
On top of the affidavit<br />
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator<br />
To Michael Jackson's activator, meanin' I'm on fire off the top<br />
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Might wanna back up data, runnin' over hip hop<br />
In a verbal tractor trailer<br />
Homie this sick, you can normally ask a hater<br />
Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper<br />
Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent<br />
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Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl<br />
I'm the crack-a-lator<br />
Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later<br />
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt<br />
You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'<br />
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I'm livin' life in the fast lane<br />
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down<br />
Only got a gallon in the gas tank<br />
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now<br />
<br />
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride<br />
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die<br />
I'm livin' life in the fast lane<br />
(Pedal to the metal)<br />
Livin' life in the fast lane<br />
(Pedal to the metal)