8-Bit Robot Wars lyrics

Turned the TV on and I got pissed.
Robots in the ring, getting cut to death.
A human hobby destroyin` my kind.
I`ll flip you over and draw the line.
So I organize a team of battle bots.
Gonna protest with signs in parking lots
Of Circuit City and Best Buy.
Gonna get my bros off the assembly line.
We`ll cut off the power, destroy your accounts.
When at an ATM you`ll get a zero amount.

The digital planet will not allow
Humans to train robots to fight- and how!?
I was once a snowplow controlled by RC,
But I cut the cord `cause I wanna think for me..
Unless my master is the chick from Heavenly.
Hostin` Junkyard Wars
So I can even some scores killin` humans.
What I`m programmed to be:
A killin` machine, a catastrophe.
That`ll be the last time y`all laugh at me-
A dust pan with a fork, thee audacity.

Robot wars,
Robot wars.
Look at them fight,
Look at them die.
Robot wars,
Robot wars.
Look at their sigh,
Look at them cry.


Robo-revolution in the palm of your hand,
As easy to configure as supply and demand.
Robots hurtin` robots, ain`t that cool?
If you hurt your kind, then you`re lookin` like a fool.
Modern day humans in retrograde-
Machines takin` over man; that`s a man-made.

Killin` other robots not with my plan.
I sponsor human defense in Afghaistan.
Turn it back around and watch the robots laugh,
Watchin` all you die and get cut in half.
I sharpen my blades, and lube my gears.
Get my plan together to instill some fears.
Watchin` robots fight in your leisure time.
Shit ain`t changed since the Roman Climb.
The greedy and weak still place their bets.
When the robots rise, you`ll have regrets.

Robot wars,
Robot wars.
Look at them fight,
Look at them die.
Robot wars,
Robot wars.
Look at their sigh,
Look at them cry.