David Dondero Not Everybody Loves Your Doggie Like You Do lyrics

Not everybody loves your doggie
Like you do
Its annoying when you say
Hey look how cute
I don't the the dog is as smart as you think
I think the dog is smarter than you
Its true, smarter than you, its true

You stand with a baggie full of dog crap in your hand
You plan to let him off his leash
Oh, but then he ran
Where did he go
Your fuzzy little friend with a tail that wags
Where'd he go
I guess he left you holding the bag
Its true, smarter than you
Its true

You cry, say please come back
Say get a Scoobie Snack
You try but he don't come back
Because he joined the wolf pack

He's gone he's, he's out running wild
He's howling at the moon, long gone
Broker than the jail that you call your bedroom
Its true, smarter than you, its true

Memories, of the time he ate your thousand dollar couch
And memories of him licking his ass
And then licking your mouth
He's good, how you had him so trained and well behaved
I remember when he stole the turkey from the table
And he ruined the whole day
Its true, smarter than you, and me too

Were'd he go
I wonder where he went
Were'd he go,
Were'd he go I wonder
Where oh where he went
Where did he go